Yes, your cat looks adorable in a bowtie. He absolutely slays in the sweater you knit him. That Halloween costume? Perfection. So why does he look so amazingly annoyed? These well-dressed felines are clearly plotting their revenge against you.
Alex and Leo have big plans for the curtains. Big, big plans.
This is catspeak for “I can’t even right now.”
“Look what you’ve done, human. Look what you’ve done.”
Aris will not soon forget this grave injustice.
Cinco de Mayo just got real.
The shirt says, “Aloha!” The eyes say, “Things are different between us now.”
In case you were wondering, this is the face a cat makes when you put her in a cat hoodie.
Upon seeing how handsome he looked in his new tie, Stanley considered forgiving his human. The key word, of course, being “considered.”
Tell us how you really feel, Jonah.
“Look at the camera?! Hard pass, mom. Hard pass.”
Next up on Theoden’s reading list: “Human Behavior Modification”
Daisy actually enjoys wearing cat clothes—but she’ll still throw a little side eye when given the chance.
Princess Priscilla wants the phone number for the person who is responsible for the Hawaiian cat-shirt trend.
That moment you realize the new couch will pay dearly for what you’ve done.
Sorry, Lenny—when you look this cute in a golf shirt, it’s your duty to wear one.
Zuul’s strategy: Stand very, very still and pretend this isn’t happening.
Ever since she started wearing a Nirvana hoodie, Stella has gotten in touch with her inner angsty teenager.
Smudge’s human will regret this. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon.
Monica Weymouth is a writer, editor and certified Weird Animal Lady. She lives in Philadelphia with her two rescued Shih Tzus.